Go Home Marvel. You. Are. Drunk.
I would like to dedicate a moment of silence to the tragedy that has befallen us all. If you are unawares of this incident and are dumbfounded at my somber attitude - please allow me to elaborate. I'm not a competitive comic book reader - I do not fight to keep up and I usually end up missing whole runs that I read a year after the fact simply because, well...reasons. This is the case with Captain America: Steve Rogers. Today, I stand before you, a beaten man. I have been defeated in ways I can not chronicle for you. My inner child is crying, bleeding and lying int he corner of a condemned building on the east side of Detroit. For those who are unfamiliar with this particular piece of literature - inside it's crisp pages it is revealed that Captain America is, and has alas been an agent of Hydra. Hydra. Let me allow this to resonate. He's a Nazi double agent. WTF. To be fair - I had an idea of what was going to happen -...
