Life Choices
I drink a pretty solid amount of coffee. By solid amount I mean that my primary fuel is caffeine. A co-worker once asked me exactly how many cups of coffee I drink every day and I calmly (or not so calmly) explained. “You don’t count by cups! You count by Pots!”
Seriously. This is a concept that is more important now than ever before. As we struggle in this age of sissified energy drinks, it’s time we get back to the basics. Coffee. Rich, strong black coffee. Like my soul.
“But, what about my favorite flavored creamer?” you may ask.
You know what my favorite flavor of coffee is? Coffee.
Every day I find myself pulling up along side someone in a Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla sucking down their version of the morning boost - it's usually in a brightly colored can and seems to have no positive effect on their ability to drive.
Study after study has shown that drinking pure unadulterated black silk extends your life - and study after study shows that those brightly colored cans of toxic waste kill you, so how does the popularity of these sugary sissified cans of cough syrup keep climbing?
I have a feeling it has more to do with a psychological need to extend childhood in an effort to shield oneself from a deeply exaggerated Oedipus complex. That said - here are some pros to con you off the Oedipus train.
1. Efficiency: I'm a back to the basics kind of guy - I like things orderly, and I like routines that that are efficient. You can't get much more efficient than black coffee.
2. Effectiveness: Yeah - pure black coffee effectively wakes you,and prepares you for the level of acidic dismay you are going to feel as you shuffle through your work day. This is a formidable task as we would all rather be in bed.
3. Aromatic Bliss: Skipping coffee in the morning and missing out on that wonderful aromatic awesomeness would be like avoiding soap. It can be done - but everyone will pay for it but you.
4. It's Manly: If you are a man, be a man and do man things. That involves drinking hot black coffee and effectively managing your business without the assistance of your "Mommy". If you are a woman enjoy the resiliency you'll feel by essentially shooting up with pure testosterone. **On a personal note there is nothing sexier than my wife choking down a hot cup of black coffee. Just saying.
5. Last but not least it is proof positive that you have a moral compass and can effect your own survival. Drinking straight black coffee extends your life.
So I guess the real question is weather or not you want to live. Maybe you never realized the weight of the decision, but your morning beverage is a serious choice. Make it wisely, and take my advice - transport it in a suitable dispensing device.
http://bit.ly/2n6S6Yu
Seriously. This is a concept that is more important now than ever before. As we struggle in this age of sissified energy drinks, it’s time we get back to the basics. Coffee. Rich, strong black coffee. Like my soul.
“But, what about my favorite flavored creamer?” you may ask.
You know what my favorite flavor of coffee is? Coffee.
Every day I find myself pulling up along side someone in a Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla sucking down their version of the morning boost - it's usually in a brightly colored can and seems to have no positive effect on their ability to drive.
Study after study has shown that drinking pure unadulterated black silk extends your life - and study after study shows that those brightly colored cans of toxic waste kill you, so how does the popularity of these sugary sissified cans of cough syrup keep climbing?
I have a feeling it has more to do with a psychological need to extend childhood in an effort to shield oneself from a deeply exaggerated Oedipus complex. That said - here are some pros to con you off the Oedipus train.
1. Efficiency: I'm a back to the basics kind of guy - I like things orderly, and I like routines that that are efficient. You can't get much more efficient than black coffee.
2. Effectiveness: Yeah - pure black coffee effectively wakes you,and prepares you for the level of acidic dismay you are going to feel as you shuffle through your work day. This is a formidable task as we would all rather be in bed.
3. Aromatic Bliss: Skipping coffee in the morning and missing out on that wonderful aromatic awesomeness would be like avoiding soap. It can be done - but everyone will pay for it but you.
4. It's Manly: If you are a man, be a man and do man things. That involves drinking hot black coffee and effectively managing your business without the assistance of your "Mommy". If you are a woman enjoy the resiliency you'll feel by essentially shooting up with pure testosterone. **On a personal note there is nothing sexier than my wife choking down a hot cup of black coffee. Just saying.
So I guess the real question is weather or not you want to live. Maybe you never realized the weight of the decision, but your morning beverage is a serious choice. Make it wisely, and take my advice - transport it in a suitable dispensing device.
http://bit.ly/2n6S6Yu
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